08 Mar Gretel Killeen is Guru Grets
Join her on Thursday Mar 23 for
Guru Grets and Her Psychic Sex and Life Advice
7pm at Bella Union, Carlton
Join unreliable psychic and non-practising heterosexual Gretel Killeen for this one show only elite audience extravaganza: 73 hilarious and yet profound minutes of Gretel using her questionable psychic ability to solve not only all the problems of the universe but also any problems submitted anonymously by bold or bribed audience members.
Since childhood Gretel has always suspected she was psychic but it was only after the recent resolution of several court cases regarding her ‘gift’ that Gretel discovered she is a particular subset of psychic known as a ‘hit and miss.’ And, now that she has full public liability insurance, Gretel’s taking her gift on the road.
Gretel has already used her psychic ability to great effect by hearing/seeing this review from an ebullient future audience member.
‘I will be eternally grateful to the universe that I was able to attend this show. I always knew that Gretel was hilarious and phenomenally wise but I didn’t know that she could see into your soul and change your life… especially for less than $35.’’
DO NOT MISS THIS HILARIOUS AND LIFE ALTERING SHOW as Gretel Killeen, TV star, best selling author and gobsmacking guru spends time with common people like you to make your precious lives a little sexier, richer and completely amazeballs!
Tickets available here: https://www.bellaunion.com.au/event/1155/
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